I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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  1. Tanner Vandecoevering

    Chill guys he's block hitting

  2. NotStormYT

    upgrade people upgrades

  3. ツItsDaivikPro

    What a dramatic intro

  4. Shaun Ardee Cruz

    Techno's sister is cute and hes voice

  5. the random one

    i think techno would have won if it was just him and calvin lol

  6. Moises Jerry

    1:46 quick mafs also I said mafs instead of math for no reason

  7. 13 Kaldera Ababil

    getting set on fire is stressful, i agree

  8. Omqizz Playz

    The true flex is that he has minecraft but i don’t

  9. Wolf

    Ngl I didn't notice at all that he swore so I had to get a timestamp from the comments

  10. HappiestTick234Playzz

    Why does Bill Nye need to be gifted so many explosives? He can probably make his own XD

  11. Lin XianLong

    Skeepy suck at mINE craft

  12. xXxCloud’s LullabysxXx

    *b o n k*

  13. AyvanRender

    Technoblade watch gravity falls

  14. Strawberry Goat boy

    what does Techno's face look like? The world may never know..

  15. Tempest Inferno

    The laugh is still the same

  16. Loupy Loup

    “Well guess, I am more powergul than 2 seconds ago”

  17. Dev Popoy

    ahh 4:56

  18. Jordan Haley

    *the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny*

  19. Sandd__

    alternate title: Doing karate on random orphans

  20. OP Neyo

    Technoblade didn’t in fact “got this”

  21. •clxud :D•

    he hates flies

  22. Dylan Gaming


  23. Yuri

    At 12:50 technoblade straight up trickstabbed that poor green guy in minecraft. He truly did play tf2

  24. 8M 29 WANG Christopher Ruxuan


  25. MehitaPlayz

    alternate title: rare clips of techno's ''edit swearing''

  26. 13 Kaldera Ababil


  27. honksofia

    why is he so aggressiive\

  28. onion luigi

    stop showing me old technoblade

  29. Firewolf6005

    R.I.P dog

  30. CoolboyEthan 43

    Ignorant cross-teamers

  31. Theo Robins

    I would like to join your crusade I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen soon...

  32. SwizzleDrizzle

    problem is fix >:)

  33. Zaquito Vasquito

    just saying I think Harpocrates is going to be voiceoverpete because Only two of the three members of the antarctic empire are there!

  34. Axequazar Minecraft

    This all started because he wanted to upgrade his armor... wow.

  35. I do things


  36. GrandMaster Bruh

    Ten bucks says this will get recommended to everyone in 4 months.

  37. Cr_tical

    this must be where minecraft manhunt came from

  38. Fatal Athlete

    I am seriously scared for you

  39. ꧁Levi’s tea Cup꧂

    Five years late (nothing new) but wouldn’t it make more sense to use and ender eye or ender pearl 😗✌️

  40. Mista Topi


  41. Zero_Blades1215


  42. Catherine Pham

    8:21 I wanna say to all of these people, if you think Technoblade's SO bad, why don't you do it yourself?


    Wow what a trick you used from boats to troll me.beast

  44. Jagannath Patil

    Please hyperx skyblock new video

  45. Catherine Pham

    7:47 This person is a disappointment to all of us.


    I subscribed you because google says you are the best player of minecraft.

  47. Song Eng Heang

    The dog:wakk I'm ded

  48. Catherine Pham

    Technoblade's fanbase should be just like Dream's, proud of him no matter what, being supportive, not putting so much pressure on him.

    1. Catherine Pham

      (I'm a Dream fan)

  49. King Wonder

    7 years now, my gosh Techno.

  50. Top1cs

    2:25 theres a siren

  51. Natalija Mitrović

    POV: its at your recommended after 5 years

  52. Itz _ TheEvilBoxy

    technolade never dies

  53. GrandMaster Bruh

    It’s so surreal hearing a 14 year old kid with the accent and laugh of Techno.

  54. Lilith_FireHawk

    Any 2021 peps??

  55. ZachBaum

    youtube recommendations really do be giving us the newest and latest drops from our favorite youtubers

  56. Ethan Ross

    He said heart of the cards techno is a TTS watcher confirmed

  57. jaslyn ziegler

    “If you’re name is to be remembered in history, make sure you can profit off of it by any means possible, even if that means you name a wither skeleton ‘subscribe to technoblade’” - Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  58. Jtwuqi

    I read somewhere that Technoblade is the Minecraft youtuber equivalent of Tony hawk and I never read something so accurate


    This 100% fake and you click 30 times

  60. Isaac Radish

    "Cause I wasn't sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not" Not for morals, not for fair play, Technoblade didn't sleep deprive Squid for potential LEGAL reasons.

  61. Casey Chapone

    Tom Scott did a video about why automated text filters never work right lol

  62. Babyhippo 5151

    Techo about to go John wick

  63. Jayden Basister

    omgg hand reveal!?

  64. Parth Verma

    remember... techno never dies...

  65. kaylawasbored

    A great question

  66. Simione Fonua

    Song says swearing but when?

  67. Quito Vargas

    It was jiraya That died

  68. Etko Watches

    Techoblade: The year of the Pig and Pig Rank, I feel some sort of spiritual connection here. Maybe this is the year. Me: How do you feel about foreshadowing?

  69. Himynamespro

    Money pog

  70. •Lemon_Child•

    Floof: OoOoOoO a box oh wait is that art toy?! Sorry techno :) I must go to the toy Techno: X-X

  71. Gomes 341

    Did you make like 24 hunger games video ?

  72. Joseph Kalaj

    its recomended 3 years later lol

  73. sans the skeleton